MMASucka.com is reporting that Carina Damm failed her post-fight drug test after her most recent fight with Jessica Eye. Following in the proud tradition of fighters doing a bad job of passing urine tests, she used “non-human” urine.
My favorite part of this? How she got caught. ‘Concerns were initially voiced in the chain of evidence when the trauma doctor on the site noted that the urine in Damm’s sample was “a little clear” and felt “cool” instead of warm.’
Brings a whole new meaning to the term “pissing hot”. There are some important questions to be answered here, gang. What was the non-human urine-like substance? Did Lyoto Machida want to drink it? Does she shop at the same pee-store as Thiago Silva? Is there a “fake urine” section on amazon.com.br?